Funny Iraq Subtitles Video

really vr funny...
english sooo good..haha..
1st saw this on jing kai's hp..
found it kinda hilarious..
share wid everyone..haha..

the result of 明知故问 = pending to be bombed teruk-teruk

2day is the 2nd day of kolukium...
3 groups presented their presentation 2day...
to me, all 3 are great..
bilis jian's presentation quite knowledgeable...
moon's presentation quite interesting..
dude's presentation quite funny...

but..
haiz..
duno y he cant shut his mouth 2day..
keep on bla bla bla..
make the gals feel annoyed is a small problem..
the big problem is make whole science stream form 6 students feel annoyed..

for those who duno wat happen, this is wat happen..
tat guy, nicknamed '翻版lai gor' started to ask question..
sumore, those questions he asked is what he aldy knew the ans..
juz like wanna show off..
haiz..

this is juz a small problem..
when she told me , i lagi tak tahan..
tat 'pirated lai gor' keep on say ppl's presentation nt perfect, sumore say it out loud disturbing them 3 who sit in front of him..=.=ll
then when being told to respect the speaker, he say 'i got respect them ar...who say i didnt respect them..?'
wakao..tak tahan..[similar hal happend to me few days ago..from the same 'pirated' guy..@@]

when u guyz think this is the end, the 'pirated' guy have even more..
water oso being blow dried by him...
he 'promised' to make a better presentation than 2day's presentation..
!"£$%^&*()

beh-tah-han till MAX..!!!

wan linsi oso nt tat kind of way ba..?
lolz..
why my class gt this kind of ppl..?[mayb he isnt ppl at all..?]

SIEN LOR...


P.S. 以上的故事纯属虚构,如有雷同,纯属巧合...

1st kolokium..[wat a waste of time]

fellow readers...i'm back..
but juz update a bit wat happened recently...


2day is 29th july..
a historic day for yuhua..[as said by mr.chiew]..=.=
cz the 1st kolulium is on 2day..
n kononya, the 1st skul in malaysia to do kolokium..=.=
[i tink mr.chiew teach s1 too much dy...lolz..]

haiz...so so so tired after this long day..
nid stay back until 3.30, then 4pm tuition, when reach home aldy nearly 6.30pm..
sumore have tons of homework hvn do..
with so many time wasted on kolukium, MOE cant blame us student incability to get 4 flat in stpm..
it is their fault to make us stay back doing something tat r totally [99.99%] no relationship with our studies...
complete waste of time, n in fact, makes us so tired...
BRAVO!!! MOE...UR GREAT DECISION LEADS US FORM6-ERS TO A GREATER FAILURE..

2ml is thursday, another day with MOE NEW PROGRAM until 3.30pm n a 4pm tuition which will end at 6pm..=.=ll
so, another tiring day ahead..
how on hell the time will burst out from nowhere to let us study..?
a hectic life like this, even 48hours isn't enough for us..

SIEN LOR....>.<''

66th post

this is the 66th post of my blog..
missingublackhumour.blogspot.com

this might be the last continuous post..[everyday 1 post]
because exams comin..n i gotta step up my study..
my aim: dun be mr.20th in 6bs3..

nid study hard hard..
+oil much much jared...



4.0..here i come..
wait for me to 'save' u..
haha..

origin of fuk-gor....[a nite with full of chot..]

this is a post specially for lucas..[cz he so so so gud everyday come c my blog n leave comment..make me paise if dun update..lolz..]


juz now have a chat with full of imagination with my dude....
be4 i go in details of this particular story..i wanna apologize from dude becz write it wihout ur signature..n 以下的故事纯属虚构,如有雷同,纯属巧合...

starting with a story about fuk gor...

once apon a time..
there is a chotter, tat u have to try VR VR hard to ignore his presence..
because no matter how hard u ignore him, he will find a way to let u notice him..
he is juz so pro at chotting to let u notice him..
this is becz he have the ability to blow ice..
tat is so so cold tat u wun be able NOT TO NOTICE HIM...
n his name is FUK GOR...

thru a vr vr detailed investigation..
v found tat he is actually an alien..

so y will he be on earth..?
the truth is..
his fellow aliens think tat he is juz too annoying..
so they decided to leave him on earth during a 'lawatan sambil belajar to earth'..
but, fuk gor is way to powerful..
he make those aliens so cold, tat they forget to left him on earth..

so the Aliens' council come out with plan B..
this time..
they come up with 'project kicker' n plans to kick fuk gor all the way from thier alien planet to earth..
however..juz before they manage to finish the 'kicker', a disaster happened..
fuk gor came up wid a joke, so so cold tat all the kicker worker froze n resulting the 'project kicker' to be onhold..

desperate to get rid of fuk gor,
the Aliens' of the Aliens council decided to hire specialist to invent a special spaceship..
its the 'un-re-program-able' spaceship n it is destinated to the earth..
finally, the spaceship is build..
n fuk gor is cheated to get into tat spaceship..
fuk gor is then sucessfully transfered [or should i say expelled] to earth...
LONG LIVE ALIENS...
SUFFER HUMANS...

P.S. juz a story out of imagination..
以上的故事纯属虚构,如有雷同,纯属巧合...

自创曲 #5 爱

Love.amr

歌词
爱你 我得到世界最美丽的东西
爱你 我从来不需要去欺骗自己
爱你 能不能单纯的爱着下去
哎哎哎 单纯的爱下去

你让我知道什么叫作爱 oh baby..
你让我知道怎样爱 woohoo..
单纯的爱能不能出现
只有你和我的爱 叫单纯的爱..

爱 是个完美的东西 别怀疑
哎 你怎么出现破坏我们的
爱情 你是否 曾经出现过
告诉我 别浪费我的时间

爱 最完美的东西在这个世界
哎 别提那些不开心的例子
爱情 给个机会 让我表现
我的爱 只献给唯一的你


*又是无聊的夜，写首无聊的歌。。
能的话给点评论吧。。lolz..

unknowned destination

i now dekat mewah club...
n doing ntg...
juz gt laptop here doing ntg..
geng ler..


wahaha..
i duno i did wat here..
lolz..


then went to fun fair..
a moment of craziness..
yet i duno wat i've done there..
n stil feel boring after my 'runaway from home'..
sien lor...

mathematics [as explained by experts...]

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ______________________________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime _____________________________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. _____________________________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. _____________________________ HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ______________________________ LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. ______________________________ PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. _____________________________ DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. _____________________________ HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. from http://ourminicabin.blogspot.com/

PROMISE FROM AUTHOR

好过的人不惹我，惹我的人不好过！！

ATTENTION (the invisible words on the previous post is my FAMILY PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!)

i duno wat happen..
2day go skul straight like gt a bomb explode..=.=ll
n all of it, as known from a resource..is wat u guyz saw in this blog...
so PLEASE NOTE THIS....!!!
the invisible words in the last post i ALL ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FAMILY..!!!!
i duno how come story A will turn into story B in an increrible 16 hours after my post..!!

juz cant ignore the greatness of gossip...=.=ll
a single misunderstood msg turn bring so much drama...!!!!!!
yet i dun really noe exactly wat happen..
i juz noe tat fire is burning in my pants now..
n i dun like it..
wrong..is i HATE it so much...


DAMNED U GOSSIP MAKE ME SOOOO PISSED OFF..!!!
u juz make me lost my PLACE of confession..!!!
i cant even write things happen to my family tat i m so upset about..!!!
wat the devil are u GOSSIP..?
DAMN U GOOD FOR NOTHING GOSSIP...!!!
GET LOST FROM MY PEACEFUL LIFE..!!
DUN LET ME FIND U...
I PROMISE I WILL KICK UR ASS HARD...!!!!

好过的人不惹我，惹我的人不好过！！！！！

记得这点就好了。。！！！

22nd july 09..

充满惊喜的一天。。
现在能登陆部落格也是惊喜。。
因为现在我应该在学校的。。
可是却回到家了。。
>>+ i noe u r in the middle seat again..sure suffer hard..+<<

今天到agency nuclear malaysia 参观。。
我们班6bs3 被逼和upper 6 的同巴士，
所以就没机会和s1 n s2 的chot神交手。。
[就算真面交手也未必赢得了]
>>+ felt so helpless again..hoped to help u..but really duno wat can i do..juz c u in the middle..wanna pull u out..but i really duno wat m i capable to do..+<<
过后我们在agensi nuklear 的总大厦参观时，
来了一个真面碰击。。
果然。。chot神就是chot神。。
去到什么地方都能说。。
连个‘地图’也能说多多。。
这种精神。。不能不佩服。。
我嘛，才刚刚拿到chot的文凭。。
距离他们还很远。。要加倍努力了。。哈哈。。
才能当上chot神。。
>>+the only thing now is hope tat they stop tat 'war' n be good together again..+<<

P.S. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ANGIE.........
muz happy always..^^

mental break down emo kia..

from my school's bio lab...
i saw this 'art of vandalism'

叶子的离开，
是风的牵挂。。
还是，
树的不挽留?

walao..this question so tough..
thinking the answer..
analysing the answer..
processing the answer..

suddenly, my mind ask me..
think this question for wat..?
2ml go back bio lab ask the table ma noe the ans lor..

hehe..i pro ler..?
like tis de ans oso can think out...
the table is a dead thing, how on hell will i gt the ans from the table..?
yet i m so confident the ans will be answered by the table..
=.=ll

so, the next day(2day) i went to tat bio lab,
n stare at the table..
hoping the table giv me the ans...
stare stare stare..while my classmates bz doing experiment..
i keep on stare stare stare...

suddenly..
a voice is heard...
the voice said..........



'dun waste your time n start do ur experiment..'


this post is another spamming act from jared...

black n grey monday..

2day is 20th july 09...
quite a formal day..
a series of incidents happened on this vr day..

1st of all..
start with a little starscope from 'the star 20 july edition'...
-you will be with friends or associates but there are something not quite right'-

when i read this..
the socalled 'not quite right' thing aldy happen..
headmaster officially annouces on assembly tat form 6 have to stay back..
but, due to limited spaces, only lower 6 are involved with this new circular.
>>+ pps alters duty time..n i didn hv the same duty wid her..say real, i bo rasa..tapi duno y, when frens ask me gt wat feeling cant same wid her..feeling baru datang..things are juz so weird..+<<
sien sien sien....
wat the hell..
really emo-ing whole day..

then, bad things juz wun stop coming..
math teach a new topic n i even struggle to get my hands on teacher's EXAMPLE..
note tat word..EXAMPLE..nt question..
is EXAMPLE...
y my tiny brain so dam*ed tiny..=.=ll
really full memory jor ke..?
new things canot in dy..?
haiz..

then 2day gt 2 experiments..2 oso bio..
1 is a re-do experiment..n 1 is science club's 1st activity..
so far so good,[i mean the experiment]..
juz after v end our experiment..the bomb comes...
pn.sang aka bio tutor:'2ml v do paper chromatography, prepare..blah...blah..'

sien till die..
cz science club de experiment is the same experiment..=.=ll
means i do it twice..wat the..
wat a waste of time..

really a waste of time 2day..
haiz..everything juz go according to schedule,
but nt according to wat i want it to b..
or at least wat i tink it would be..=.=ll

tough day tough tough day..
make me emo again..
black monday..black black monday is..( from bleeding love)
sien lor..

untitled..

duno wat title to put for this post..
cz many to say in 1 single tiny post...

1st of all..
i wana apologise to all my fellow readers..lolz..
SORRY fellow readers..
cz i didn't update my blog yesterday...lolz..
yesterday is saturday n vr vr bz day indeed...

2nd..
wana apologise to LIz..
cz finally can scare her ass off..=.=ll
cz drive to serdang for steamboat, to celebrate angie's birthday..

3rd..
really vr vr vr vr vr vr vr vr much activities...
really really really really really no time study...
haiz..

now, flashback of what happened this weekend...
firstly, saturday morning mom say i no nid go, so ter-put Liz n celine aeroplane..
sry sry sry...
then afternoon (or evening) go skul gather n go serdang steamboat..
as i mentioned, for celebrate angie's birthday..
tried some dangerous act on the road, which scared liz's ass off..lolz..
these are some of the pics taken there..
thx to celine..cz she bring the camera go..so i can take many many photos..wakaka
eling...i noe u vr gud, but dun snatch my food ler..hehe..
duno y suddenly play 'photo without spec'..this photo my eyes bigger than ttw..syok betul..haha..
haha..apabila sudah kenyang, u tao apa itu 'full- MAX'..haha..
this is the prove i oso can cook..the gourmet style..haha..
all tat presnet to angie's bday 'party'...(nt in pic, celine a.k.a camera women, seit ching n hui ying)

quite a happy gathering..haha..
finally gt chance go there eat steamboat again..
really syok..makan till full full..
gt chance really wanna go again..

because i drive go , so its a destiny to become 'Da Driver'..
so send wei shu, yap, peggy n hui ying home.. [hui ying letak at ah gan's house]..
back home 10.56pm..
haha..didn break my dad's promise, cz i say [十点多到家]..
10.56 hvn 11pm..so still count 10++..haha..

fast fast go slp...
then next day 7am wake..
cz mom wan go pasar..
then terjumpa KES BESAR..
duno y ...my car...
duno y kena pp use brick throw..
haiz..no car use le..i oso no de zui ppl ar..
mayb the brick too sleepy come slp on my car de widescreen..
but no nid break my screen lor..=.=ll

evidence...
wakao..really scared=.=ll
lucky no post extra note..lolz..
so..conclusion, no car use for quite a time.haiz..
cz now my hero[wira] turn to zero liao..lolz..
sien sien sien..
end of week liao, still sien lor..
lolz..

lost blood day..

2day my school gt blood donation activity...
haha..last year i tipu umur so can donate..
this year can jujur go donate liao..
haha..

consider is 2nd experience ba..
but this 2nd experience oso count new to me..lolz..
yesterday early early 10pm go bed slp...
then 2day 7am wake..
juz tat ytd 12am i woke up at 12 to watch one piece n go back to bed 5.30am only ma...XD
luckily 2day no late to skul..=.=

straight jump to donating blood...
i go wid syh ho(no.4)...
then i answer questions honestly..haha..
doc: do u eat ur breakfast?
me: yea..
doc:wat do u eat?
me : sandwich..
doc : wat time do u eat..?
me : juz now in class, bout 9am..
doc: oo..then wat time do u slp ytd..?
me : 10pm.
doc: 2day wat time do u get up..?
me : 7am..
lolz..
i really no cheat ar..hoho..^^
really lmao tat time...

then go the seat there sit lor..
once sit down, no.4 say c whose blood more fast gao dim..
lolz..
i ma genggam kuat kuat berkali-kali lor..
lolz..but i oso lost..
when the nurse come cabut the needle..
no.4 say wan go 2nd round..lolz..
i pula c the needle..then dizzy...haha..
dizzy till cant c things..
the nurse giv me 1 dose of glucose..then tell me lie down..

after bout 10min, get better..
so get up n go take a small tea break...
then ternampak the nurse name is Norhazita....
after 1 bite of muffin, turn dizzy again..
lolz..Double KO..
this time KO long time..vr vr dizzy..
so..2nd dose of glucose mari...lolz..
Liz then took a booklet n becum 'manual fan'..haha..
then when i ok bit bit, she stop lor..
lolz..

i c like can play little, then say dizzy n lie down again..haha..
she really fan 2nd time, 3rd time n so on..haha..
this prove she is a vr kind guy..lolz..
then started to hv photo session...
too bad those photos are nt in my hp..lolz..
2day quite memorable..
cz i learned 2 lessons 2day..

1) dont play with blood donation without 5 hours of slp n muz eat breakfast be4 donate..
2) dont laugh at ppl tat gets dizzy after blood donation, cz, the next time, u mayb the victim of dizziness..lolz..

P.S special thx to Liz..for being my 'manual fan' 4 so many times..

政策的改革，害人害己

今天是拜三。。
最忙得一天。。
因为今天有3节化学，2节数学，2节生物学..
+ 4pm-6pm 数学补习，6.30pm-8pm PA补习。。
回到家都八点半左右了。。
不止累到要命，而且还很多功课没做。。

每个拜三都是‘脑残日’。。
今天也就是这样的日子。。
就在今天的 PA补习，来了几个很坏很坏的消息。。

1）我们肯定要有两天迟回了（中六换时间表）
2）其中一天是星期三
3）迟回的意思是上到3.30pm..（4点补数学）
@@

然后接着有个'好消息'。。
老师pa要开两班..一个拜二，一班拜三。。
给我，拜三太累了，但是拜二却又游泳哦。。
简直是'好到爆'的消息。。

目前的时间表--
monday -2.20pm 放学，没别的活动
tuesday -1.10pm 放学， 4pm-6pm 游泳
wednesday -1.10pm 放学， 4pm-6pm 数学补习 ，6.30pm-8pm PA 补习
thursday -1.10pm 放学， 1.10pm-2.20pm 图书馆duty， 3pm-5pm 化学补习
friday -12.30pm放学， 2pm-4pm 生物学补习
sat n sun - 比较得空的天，要做功课，读书，散心，补充睡眠。。

一天24小时，够用吗？
中六的课程又很难哦。。连睡觉的时间都没有，
怎么能像以前那样开心的读书？
现在又要改政策。。说要迟放..
话说是要把中六课程变到比较有趣。。（政治人说的）
!@#$%^&*()
这样做是给压力好吗?
这样把中六变到更加辛苦，是不是要逼到更多人才往外国走？

才以少过2/3得票数艰苦赢了大选，
现在上位做些那么愚蠢的政策改革，
简直就是太冒险了吧？
改中六的政策就算了，既然还能提出bm教数理？
还要说'可能大学也改用这样的政策'...
一个字形容.......蠢
彻底无言。。。

*this post consist of personal opinion, mean no offend or harm..
anybody that feel offended by this post, please, you may choose not to read it and IGNORE it...

emotional feelings with wet eyes n i dun noe y...

i'm gettin crazy...
so crazy so crazy..
become vr emotional...
go skul like crazy animal outta zoo...
recess time sleepy n slp like pig...
after wake up moody n seldom talk...
then come home slp again like another pig..
wake up another mad-mind moody..
then at nite stare at homework wait time pass...
reading ppl's blog can read till from happy to moody..

this is nt the person i noe..
where r u kehong..?
come back lor..
dun moonwalk le...
front coming is an exam..
nid study..
no more procastination..
come back man..cheer up man..
find topic to 'entertain urself'...
n find the fun in study............
n no more wet eyes WITHOUT VALID REASONS.........

another insomnia night.......

Sien lor...
juz cant get into slp again...

nowadayz aldy cant get enough slp..
sumore pop out such 'disability' to slp..
really dul*n...

ussually sleepless nite ends up with song writing..
but 2day juz damn short wire..
canot connect anything..
mayb juz too many things to concern...

juz bou study stuff aldy being stack by hw until hv breathing difficulty..
suddenly wana reply ms.lee's 名句..'呼吸不到了。。'
nt just homework..suddenly concern bout country's hal pula..
wat ENGLISH 4 SCIENCE N MATH...
haiz..really disagree bout goverment's decision...
but...wat to do..?
they won the election wat..=.=ll

i duno wats the main point of this post..
juz noe i m moody-ing here n wasting my time...
currently my life is walking backwards..
juz like MJ's moonwalk..
'virtually' progressing, but in reality, going backwards..lolz..

>>+ kinda wan 2 send a msg to tell u i cant get into slp again...altough i noe i will be disturbing, but u will juz ignore it..then the 2nd morning, u will ask me y i insomnia again..<<+

ENGLISH for math n science....!!!!

juz now went to ex-prime minister, Tun Mahathir de blog..
cz my dad tell me go c c..
then ternampak tis topic...
ENGLISH for math n science...

haha..
kinda sensitive issue now..
for me...i sure say no for BM teaching math n science...
y..?
think again...
singapore 'merdeka' from our country 1963..
they are a small country,(in terms of lands)...
yet, they have a stronger n more enstablished economics base than us..
furthermore, they have an strong diplomatic relationship with countries all over the world..
N the language they emphasize is ENGLISH...
this is because ENGLISH IS THE INTERNATIONAL LANGUAGE..

lets c this comment from Tun's blog...
'Having a vote in this Blog is not enough. Similar action need to be taken like how the anti PPSMI have done by demonstration till the Government cave in. Better still, a REFERENDUM by the people need to take place as it involved literally every Malaysian (Malay, Chinese and Indians) be it past, present and future.
Non-Malay Johorian are very smart people who send their children to Singapore to ensure they get to learn Maths and Science in English. This group of Non-Malay Malaysian sacrifice alot for themselves by shuttling between Joho and Singapore via the hectic Cuaseway and immigration on a daily basis just to learn Maths and Science in English. Where else, the Malay Johorian are happy with learning MAths and Science in Malay and don't need to go thru the hassle but instead "lepak" at shopping mall after school.
Very disappointed with Malays (Malas)!!!!
When the westerner go war wit latest technology weaponary. we Malay still busy with our "Pencak" "Silat". Konon mempertahankan tradisi Melayu. Similar to the topic of PPSMI, kononya mempertahankan Bahasa Melayu.
Go for people REFERENDUM to re-instate teaching of Maths and Science in English I urged!'
- 1 of the comments from tun mahathir's blog tat i admire so much...-

lolz..i totally agree with him lor..
try go western country n u will find it hard to communicate with them using bm..
btw, it is far more easy to do it in english...
jadi, kenapa goverment susah-susah nak tukar ke BM..?
somemore change it for secondnary school also..?
itsn't this an idiotic act..?

another well said prove...
Anyone who agrees to the government's stupid decision, please, take this one challenge... Walk into any computer store and ask for "Pemacu Cakera Keras Luaran" and see if the store hand can understand what then heck you're asking for. Should you see them scratching their head for it, tell them it's an "External Hard Drive" and compare the difference yourself.
-bombardier-
lolz...really lmao...
1 more prove..also from Tun's blog..
perbandingan paling mudah:

1. carian perkataan 'elektrik' di google = 35juta
2. carian perkataan 'electric' di google = 305juta!!!

-mofaz0880-

nice example dude..yet it is real...
for our future's sake...goverment of malaysia...
plz don't change back to teach science n math in BM..
it will kill our future...


-personal opinion only...no offend meaned-

nice nice nice nice nice movie...

nice nice nice nice nice movie...
must must must must must watch....
(this time is X5 times...so really vr vr vr vr vr nice&must..lolz..)


now is roughly 1am plus..
juz back from movie n yamcha wid frens...
thx my dad so much to let me go watch...
oh yea..4gt to mention wat movie..
the movie i watched is...
TRANSFORMERS- Revenge Of The Fallen...

so damn nice...n funny...
no wonder the ticket sold out for 3 WEEKS in a row...lolz..
story-line i tink nt bad lor...nice..haha..
shoot down the sun..lolz..

dun wana say out the story too much..
but can say those 名句...lolz..really lmao...

'my boy live in tat appartment' - sam's mom
'dun tell my mom'... -John Turturro as the now disgraced Sector 7 agent
'can i turn to become a autobots oso..?'.. -the pervert decepticon
'u will regeret for eating me up' - mudflap
'yea yea..i gt the green 1..' - the other twin of mudflap(4gt name)
'dun mess with the twins..' -mudflap
'do v hv to take off..? i hv ulser...n i duno how to use parachute..' -mr.hallaway..
'sometimes, coward lives longer...'- starscream...

mayb u duno wat i saying..but 4 those watched, mayb u will noe..lolz..
kinda like the movie..if gt chance i wan buy the original dvd n watch it wid my family again...lolz..

高兴了一下，原来白喜一场。。-.=ll

今天补习回家累到狗酱。。就去睡咯。。
还没入梦。。电话就响了。。
害我睡不下去。。
电话的另一头传来清晰甜美的声音。。
应该是个靓妹，
说‘ 请问你是科泓吗？现在读着form 6 了？ 我想告书你，你得到了南洋商报提供的奖学金。。'

虽然那时很爱睡，
可是听到奖学金马上精神起来。。
full tuition waived........能选自己要的课程。。
高兴到暴咯。。酱幸运让我拿到。。
马上发白日梦了，向终于能离开中六，不用那么辛苦。。

谁知道，当我一问是到那间学校，
什么白日梦都变了恶梦。。
去lim kok wing.................=.=
<(-.........................................................................
好无言咯。。 让我高兴下都爽哇。。
显咯。。显显显。。 还以为能逃出地狱。。原来都是一场空喜。。=.=

>>+ drink more water orh..u going to sick le..care ur body well...+<<

p.s. 我今天又多了一句名句了。。'sien lo...' 就是我的。。
版权所有，违者必究。。wakaka....^^

头发

咳。。又是头发被抓。。
看到都显。。sien sien sien...
剪没到一个月又要剪头发了。。
很不幸运咯。。又是loo zhi zheng。。!@#$%^&*(
很不爽咯。。都走掉了还要被叫回来写名。。
>>+2day quite many unlucky hal happen..but lucky hal oso nt less lor..at least now i m a bit more dare to go talk to her...starting to get my confidence back..lolz..+<<
其实还有更不爽的。。
去到disiplin那边时，我把头发梳旁边去。。
然后见‘人妖disiplin’。。
她问'eh, u cut hair already izit..? turn to the back...'
害我高兴了一下，然后说'ooh..ur back touch the collar..'
>>+ 2day after tuition chat wid her at exit door..lolz..wat a place to chat..=.= suddenly i c sky dark dark, so ask her gt bring umbrella onot..then she say hvn rain..make me bit speechless+<<
这个才冤枉。。前面长没中，中后面短的。。~!@#$%^&*()
中了不要紧，还要星期一剪好后去见她。。sien sien sien...
>>+suddenly i saw gt 1 bypasser open umbrella in front of the stores..so i ma point there say there gt ppl tot inside shade will rain..when those guyz com closer...i baru tau itu her 'big bro' n 'small bro' playin umbrella..lolz..+<<
过后补完习回家时，我爸去买东西，所以我在车上等。。
5点等到5.45才买好。。
等到迟迟不是重点。。重点是被2辆teksi hon。。
sien sien sien。。又没顶到路哦。。hon屁a?
sien sien sien..........
>>+ hp outta credit..cant find her chat 2day..haiz..only 4 dayz didn find her chat hati sudah gatal-gatal..lolz...+<<

1 more thing lagi sien...
i lend rm10 from dude to masuk hp money..
n i now blogging baru ingat i hvn buy reload card..
sien sien sien....
no money means 2day wun go kacau ppl study..=.=

P.S. Sayli 2day make me noe tat i talk really vr vr cold...
although dayz be4 2day is cold oso..but i tink 2day really cold joke too much,,expecially be4 tuition n during tuition..=.=

moody-ing......complicated feeling oso..

1st of all..
wan spam 1st..
all gt go PA tuition mr.chiew de i tink oso noe wat i write...
'getah, koko, nenas'...
lolz...
really like read teacher's mind..
haiz..
start to tink if mr.chiew teach ur PA2 then ma gud lor..
so much laughter + can learn many things...

2day is a tired day..but duno y i 2day nt so tired when come home, while at tuition n skul tired like hell..
1st time didn do those acts i usually do in skul..
mayb 2day too tired, dun even gt mood go stare ba..lolz..
>>+ i may nt stare at her..but i m sure i m tinking of her...start to tink...wat should i do next..?
when there is a period of time tat i dare to step 1 step closer, a wrong step will push me 1 step further...sometimes it make me phobia bout wat i do is rite or wrong.. +<<
those who about to choose 2 study f6..
ciao if u can..dun come..
f6..so !"£$%^&*(@...
homework like mountain...books so hard to understand...
n king of all..math..so so so so so so so so so hard......
tink again...if something can make kehong sit at table to practice, it sure is vr hard..==
>>+ sure lar...4 me, whole mind full of questions..wat should i do, how should i react, hows her fu 2wards me..etc.....how gt time go think homework..? +<<
now i finally understand bio de chapter 1..but stil gt chemistry, PA, MUET n MATH..sien sien sien..
even sat n sun is 'holiday' for students, but it isn really holiday 4 me..=.=
juz keep on study study study...

ok..
stop bout study...
talk bout stress..
stupid kementerian now DECIDED to change our timetable n EXTENT to LATE A BIT...
means.. now i hv MORE WASTEFUL TIME at skul n NO MORE NAPPING TIME...
y cant a day hv 25 hours..?
24 hours really nt enough use lor..
haiz..form 6 life aldy vr tough..kementerian sumore wan do such noob acts, make f6 even tougher..=.=
sumore so long time at skul, f6 students same wid others students cant bring cellphone to skul..
kao..y gt such brainless rule..?
really make us suffer lar..
harlo dear MOE, plz b rational a bit can...?
>>+ bright side of this statement, i can spend more time with her..lolz.. +<<

* juz speaking own view..no offend meaned...

mad-mind moody

2day so gloomy..
juz like inside harry potter de mad-eye moody..
i dun hv mad-eye..
but perhaps i gt mad mind..
==

2day go skul late..
simply for 1 damn gud reason...
my clock in my hp late half hour..so i lengan lengan tot stil early..
when reach skul st8 put bag then go up stage..
go up stage 4 wat..?
kena tangkap go sing national anthem lor..sien sien..
start a day with a stupid thing to do..
sumore, be4 i go skul, 王八蛋at car quarrel wid dad..
make me cant hv a peaceful day..
n the reason of quarrel, his cube misplaced..=.=
dul*n..

then carry on my day..
at class, Pa hvn do, lend from fren, wana copy..
then stare here stare there, 2 periods lalu, i hvn fin a single paragraph..
babi betul..(stare at her again for nearly 2 period..)=
then fly fly fly, finally finish the essay, then pA teacher giv another homework..
sien sien sien..i sumore hv muet hvn copy lar..
y so much homework..
suan le, bth, hv a short nap, (cz recess ma)
how noe, slp tak sampai 5 min, something drop on my leg..
damn pain..sien sien sien..wan slp oso canot ke..?

in skul de hal i skip bit sin, then i went back home..
sign in blog, c back tat g*d d*mned good 4 ntg title of the previous post
extra moody..
now mind blast up with all kinds all things..
memories..sour, sweet, bitter, spicy all got..

tak boleh tahan dy..
go take nap..
then 4 pm slp..
kao, 5 pm wake, 6 pm wake, 7pm wake...
means in total 3 bad bad bad dreams..
when i say 3, tat means vr vr vr..
now i hv a 'double triple'...
3 dreams which is bad bad bad..wan noe wat dream, ask me 2ml..

mad mind, moody..
tat makes me a mad-mind moody..
lolz..
pop out a new character in such a sudden..
really mad thinker..


write so long dy, oso duno wat is my point..
sien sien sien..

back from 'future'

i'm back n i am vr vr happy about it..!!!

visited my aunt at seremban last 2 dayz..
went there for 2 dayz n i juz dun like to go to seremban....
cz..when i go there..
i juz look like a noobie go check out my so called future..
because my mom wanted to go there to check out my new house..
haiz..
at seremban 2..

when i reached there..
same old thing happen again..
my aunts ask when my mom will b shifting to there..=.=
n the same reaction from my mom - point me..
then the same string of words come out from my aunt's mouth again..
'why ur mom do everything surround u wan ar..?cant u think of ur mom a bit..?'

sien sien sien...!"£$%^&*():@@
juz hate it so much when they say it like tat..
i m nt the only 1 tat object bout the shifting lor..
plus..mom buy the house even i didn agree to shift there lor..
n..why seremban..?
why so damn far from here..?
sit train go oso nid at least 45 minutes to reach there o..=.=

sien..
always the same reason why buy there..
gud township, gud facility, gud infrastructure, near shopping mall, near relatives, bla bla bla...
juz dun like u guyz nag at my ear side..kinda phobia when i step into my aunts house..=.=

yaya..agree tat it is a gud place..
but..juz cant take it, y shift so far..
i dun wan leave things here..there i dun hv fren..
n i dun like the feeling..feels like i nid to start all over again..
i dun wan leave kajang..
although here hv poor enviroment, big noob traffic jam..
but here is where i live since i born...
gud or bad i like everything here..
i m juz nt prepared to go there..n dun ask me when i can shift..cz u nid to ask my heart, nt me..
i HATE u guyz ASKING when i will shift OVER N OVER AGAIN..
can't u guyz juz STOP n CONSIDER MY FEELINGS...>>?

自创曲# 4

读书。。考试。。
study..exam.amr
歌词
功课那么多
害得我的心好烦
因为 我做不完

做得完的人
简直不是人
四个字 他们是神

为什么这世界那么的不公平
总是有那么多人那么的聪明
而且还要有考试
来断定我们到底聪不聪明

考试啊 你怎们能那么就出现了
夺走了 我们读书的乐趣
考试啊 你能不能 从我面前消失
给回我 我读书 的乐趣

我们读书是为了追求知识
而不是 为了白痴的考试
考试啊 你离开我的世界
不要烦 我读书
因为我读书是为了追求知识


*读到绝望时写的

3/7/09 不幸中的大幸代言者

今天发生蛮多小插曲的。。
大多数都在放学后发生。。
今天我是超级‘不幸中的大幸’代言者。。哈哈。。

星期五，依旧要到老师家补生物学。。
今天少一辆车，所以我今天做欣洁的车。。
她人先回家嘛，所以比较迟才到咯。。
Lucas的车载老师先去家里。。
我们就等欣洁的车。。
等啊等。。终于到了。。
我们就等她gostan来载我们。。
谁知道，她gostan 到一半停在路中间。。
在车里看啊看。。
我就说她车死活。。
咳，马票都没那么容易中，话却一说就中。。
她车真的死活了。。而且还要start不回来。。
在路中间顶着地球转。。（电磁没电）
所以帮她推车咯。。
我一个kuli看着四位老板指指点点推左推右。。=.=

推完后就在想要怎样。。
突然。。救星来了。。
一位很面熟的junior来拿车回家，
刚好车上又有wayar，
所以就借电start车。。
看戏好像很容易接wayar。。
我们不会的还花了很久才接好，
而且是ah pek 的老爸帮我们接的。。lolz..
这位伯伯和junior 们，谢谢咯。。哈哈。。

接着到补习又有一件蛮好笑的事。。
他们早就到了的在谈天。。
而且话题我也很熟。。
她们竟然在说queen..
等等。。老师也跟他们一起说queen。。
靠。。老师也知道queen得厉害。。？
还能和他们谈到有说有笑噢。。=.=
老师的radar也未免太好了吧。。
之后看到我到了，老师还问：你为什么那么讨厌queen?
Lolz..彻底扎到。。
老师不止知道queen，还知道我讨厌queen。。
看来，我不能不佩服传言的威力了。。
有点哭笑不得咯。。=.=

接着有件今天比较不开心的事。。
很希望不会来到的那天来了。。
我的电话坏了。。
Touch screen 现在便press screen了。。
因为要按很大很大力，才能看到美丽的荧幕。。
咳。。
看来我要很快存好钱换电话了。。
钱不够用3,就是关于我要换电话的故事。。=.=

mathematic T..(math T.T)-reply to fellow readers..

duno y i juz dun like tis subject...
i prefer competition mathematics question but juz nt mathematics T..
mathematics T is like a 'dead thing' that i muz do it right or i m doomed..
competition math nt same orh..
can try try play play..
wrong dy oso nvm..
at most juz didn win any prize..ntg special..
math T no lor..
if wrong too much..i will fail..
then i will hv difficulty to get into university...T.T

by the way...
yesterday i juz post bout wana let go tis subject..
2day aldy quite a no. of frens tell me nt to let go..
lolz..
i now only noe my blog so many readers..lolz..
thx for all ur supports ya..
i will try my best to change my opinion on tis subject..lolz..
for the next time,
i promise i will TRY to like tis subject..lolz..

to those who saw tis...
there is a secret why my add math is gud during my form5..
an old secret tat i hope it will always remain secret..
form 5 事。。
我没改过,还是那个很懒惰的我..
一样不做功课, 一样被老师讲..
高数也没做练习,可是老师都不理,因为老师以为我爸会教我做..
事实上,我爸没经常教过我做..
常都是我自己'暗里摸会'的..
全部功课都不做,我只有做高数而已..
原因就是因为她..

她的高数并不好..而且很多问题的...
我勤力做,就是为了有机会教她做..
而且还是用sms教。。
sms总是那么简陋，什么符号都没有。。
可是，教她时，却总是那么的快乐。。

现在，好像大家都开始忙自己的功课，
都很少聊天了。。
很想失去了当初学数学的快感。。
相反的，
每次数学节我都会默默地看着她做，
而自己却更没心情去做。。
功课堆啊堆。。越来越多，又不明白。。
就是失去了去研究的快感。。
很想找个理由逼自己做数学，
可是数学一打开，画面不是数字而是她。。=.=

2day tuition chemistry happen something vr noob...
i stare at her again..tryin to figure out is she cold..=.=
then i move here n there..
suddenly..i felt somebody tap on my back..
when i turn back..the gal said..
'please dun move so much, i found it difficult to c the board'
lolz..
gosh...i m too0000 not over her...

big big decision...

2day is 1st of june 2009...
the 1st day of the second half of year 2009..
n 2day i made a vr vr big decision...

so big..



so big..



so big...



so big tat i couldn't believe i done tat decision..
i decided to...


to...


to...


FAIL MY MATHMATICS T..>!!!!!
wana let go the subject..

pathetic rite..?
both my dad n mom r math teacher(mom f3 dad f5)..
yet i found the subject so tough to understand..
so damn much formula, ways of doing, algebra, complex numbers...etc..
tat can really burst my brain up..lolz...


i decided to fail my 1st academic subject..
n the subject chosen is MATHS..
wakao...
really looking 4ward wat my parents will say if i really do fail tat..lolz..