Wednesday, December 30, 2009

转贴: 呜莎男

性格:重情义的大哥型
[
呜莎]型的男人,凡事以印象、直觉作为基准,再加上自己的理解,作为行动准则。不为旁人所左右,确实地按照自己的步调行事。
虽然表面一副冷库,、粗鲁的样子,实则很重感情,一旦信任一个人,便为他赴汤蹈火在所不辞。即使故作老练世故,其实却拥有一颗纯真的心。凡事尽心尽力坚持到底的[呜莎]男,也常常成为同性所依赖、仰慕的大哥。
另 一方面,由于对人的好恶仅凭一时的印象,所以有时对人会很严厉,遇到不懂规矩的无礼之徒,便毫不留情地教训他;或是一旦讨厌一个人,就不愿与他来往。此 外,常常受到既有印象的束缚,自己无法立即修正,因而让人觉得冥顽不灵。好奇心旺盛,是个爱做梦的浪漫主义者。喜欢尝试各种事物,但因受到左脑的理性抑 制,不会莽撞行事,保持万分谨慎的稳健作风。虽然不会一败涂地,但有时候会感到自己魄力不足,陷入进退维谷的窘境。
在饮酒等聚会上,[呜莎]男能迅速掌握现场气氛,很有技巧地带动大家,让场面更加热闹。与人对话也很在行,想必十分受到大家的喜爱。


工作:行侠仗义的首领人物
工作是生命的全部!以此为座右铭的他,总是怀抱理想,为了得到自己认可的结果而竭尽所能,是个拼命三郎。
会把和自己关系好的对象拉拢到身边,成为当中的领导者,善于灵活运用交际手腕。
有幸遇到值得尊敬的工作伙伴时,便会发挥无穷的潜能。相反地,若是单枪匹马,或与共事的伙伴和不来的话,就会累积很大的压力。对于负责经营和企划的工作得心应手,但似乎不擅长处理遵照指令的例行性事务。


金钱:收放自如的随心所欲派
由于同时具有以能力来评断他人的严酷面和情义相挺得温情面,因此常令人感到困惑不解。获得他人认同,是令[呜莎]男最有成就感的事,所以,此类型的人应该不是和成果不易显现的工作吧。
由于基本上有份工作,有收入进账,想要花钱时懂得妥善调配,该花就花,该省则省。
虽说不会冒险投资,但也不喜欢缩衣节食的计划性储蓄,所以开支或许不少。手头宽裕时,便大方请客、马上投资前景看好的股票;阮囊羞涩时,也很懂得自我节制、找人买单。属于就算钱包里只有50元也能过一天的类型。人品不会因为有钱或没钱而改变。
对于金钱的嗅觉很敏锐,所以一旦发现投资理财的机会,便能稳扎稳打地获利。从来不会去赌博。


恋爱:凭感觉闯江湖的一飞冲天型
[
呜莎]型的男人不考虑地位、条件,处于本能地坠入情网,是个爱情至上主义者。正因为如此,他也强烈地渴望“被人爱”、“受人欢迎”。只不过他一开始会暂时不动声色,先在心里仔细推敲作战计划,因此也有精于算计的一面。
随着对象的不同,他时而故意表现的冷淡,时而给人意外的惊喜,借以凸显自己的存在感。对方如果有反应,便一鼓作气乘胜追击。明明热情澎湃,但绝对不打没有把握的仗,因此恋爱成功的几率可说是很高。
一旦交往,便会为对方付出一切取悦她,或相反地依赖她,爱得很深。因此,对女友的要求也多,只要有些微的龃龉,便表露出压抑已久的猜测、嫉妒,恋情很可能就如反掌般迅速冷却。
只不过,[呜莎]男原本即是没有爱情便活不下去的人,对女友的迷恋也深,因此分手之后想必仍念念不忘吧?尤其是被女友甩得时候,受创更是巨大。
对于性爱,虽然想忠于自己的本能追求肉体的快乐,但相对于性行为本身,他更重视做爱得过程。意思就是说,[呜莎]男称得上是甜言蜜语的高手。专心一意地在床上营造甜蜜淫乱的气氛。
如果结了婚,虽然不求家人间的感情很亲密,但把家庭看作自己的城堡,因此会好好守护着它。


will i be the same as mentioned..?
wait n c..then u can get the answer..lolz..

*special thx to vince beh who forward this email to me..lolz..*

Thursday, December 24, 2009

25th december>>>christmas...

yup...juz as an effect of christmas..
i decided to use english for this post..
haha..(duno y)

erm..
duno wan start with wat..
cz too many -ve stuff dy..
for a single x'mas..
its too much -ve things..

k ba..
start with my 'emo' style speech..¬.¬ll

I HOPE THIS CHRISTMAS DON'T COME..
dun ask me y..
cz i now emo-ing..lolz..
y emo..?
duno again..

mayb cz x'mas half day gone..
1 single x'mas wish oso dun hv..
lolz..really 1st x'mas so cham..
last time at least stil got parents, siblings wish...
now.....?
haiz..duno wat to say.....
mayb too 'un-socialize-able'..= =ll

actually emo finish dy de..
suddenly saw facebook many post this song..


then...emo again..= =ll
mood so easily manipulated by simple things i saw..
haiz..
n now..cant stop singing...
MERR-MERRY CHRISTMAS~~LONELY-LONELY CHRISTMAS~~
人浪中想真心告白 但你只想听听笑话~



ok...
emo mood describtion put aside..
now gotta song...
SILENT NIGHT....
but changed the lyrics..

original version-

Silent night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon Virgin Mother and Child
Holy Infant so tender and mild
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleep in heavenly peace

my version-
Silent night, lonely night..
all are home...me alone..
feeling boring n very emo..
holy sh*t why am I alone..
sleep with the lonely feeling
sleep with the lonely feeling


haiz..hope this emo feel wun come back next year x'mas..

By The Way..
BUDDIES...
WISH U GUYZ MERRY and HAPPY X'MAS..!!!!


Wednesday, December 23, 2009

3天的‘虚’

再9个小时..人生纪录..72小时不睡觉..= =ll
好像要做什么大事酱..
那么多天不睡觉..
其实.........
只是单纯的睡不着没睡意就弄到我不能睡了..
一个词.. '空虚'


21/12/09
早上7点就被爸拉起来..
说什么父母不在..不准我再睡了..
刚好下午1点学校有project要搞定..
所以很索性的..8点就出门了..
有车用嘛..
所以拿着篮球驾车到bt.11篮球场..
看见几个小孩用场..
突然有点没心情打球了..(毕竟都小孩子,怎么会由mood?)
所以就驾车到congkak,看那条 ..
走进去了hululangat bt.21后,就u-turn回家..
突然超没mood (facebook 有提到)..
就拿起篮球在到学校篮球场猛抛..
这下厉害..10粒进1粒.. 平时能进的角度,10粒进1粒..
haiz..........

回到家后又很没心情的看着facebook的同一面,
看了又看,都不知看什么的..12点就到了..
然后进了房间,父母很快就睡了..
我又是失眠的夜..
所以下楼看<头文字D>.....卡通版真人版通通看完..

22/12/09
这天也是无聊的一天..
晚上为了pro kok 的生日, 我们决定了来个哥儿们的小聚会..
去subang打 pool..
七点到了metro point, 受到简讯有朋友邀约去金河买东西..
那么无聊,当然是答应了..
看好哦..我们是去subang打 pool..没错..
开了两台,打了2个小时多..
结果没吃晚餐的我饿到..~~
所以就去找'去subang打 pool'的cheras chong寿星公pro kok...
可是人海茫茫 去哪里找?
还要问? 除了CC 还会在哪里?

结果看到他们好像要输了..
所以就等咯..
WHO KNOWS?
寿星公pro kok一直说‘有我在不会输’..
我们白白等了80++分钟..= =ll
饿到~~

事到如今,我不能不提提我们伟大的driver...
孙大峡先生..他为了载我们回,既然不顾母亲的催促..
弄到我真得很觉得对不起他..
SORRY BOSS..害到你那么困扰..


23/12/09
终于..寿星公pro kok18岁了..
恭喜恭喜..终于到了legal age..
做什么事不能乱乱来了哦..^^
happy birthday ah kok..!!!!!!!!!
去BRJ喝茶..
突然又说回中学时期(中一到中五)
笑到..~
过后..到清浩的家过夜..
去到那..什么都没做..
寿星公pro kok玩电脑..(没办法..我想学点..haha..)
过后5点多, 寿星公pro kok睡了..
我就看看清浩的电脑的东西,
看到整6点,我决定关了..
在模模糊糊的过了两小时..
8am..人有三急..可是清浩他妈在外头..
有点不好意思...
所以打算等寿星公pro kok清浩都醒了后再去..
可是阿可是..尿液不留人..
9am..顶不顺..结果还是跟清浩他妈说声早安了后再上厕所..

应该是吃了肮脏的食物..
肚子突然滚了滚..
结果还来来去去‘炸伊拉克’3次..

后来..去了金河..
无里头的逛了整天,
还要和 ' 离奇的人潮 ' 抢用ktm回来..
虽然这部分很想缩短写..
可是这不能不写..
*朋友们注意了...*
ktm火车有狼..而且还是色狼..!!!
请大家小心..!!
详情不在此post里交代..
希望大家见谅..

之回到家..nearly 9pm..
吃了冲了凉..好舒服..
就坐在电脑前..边blog边msn..
9.47pm开始post,11.20pm post结束..

就这样..3天就过了..
holidays前说好要读的书..
最多只动了30%...
haiz...

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

自创曲#8 不知足

昨天晚上
又是失眠的夜
望出窗外
看见圆圆的月
配上满天的星星
让我想起在家里看天的你
你是否也在想着我

翻阅照片
好像都是你的
我的回忆
好像都属于你
你又没有察觉过
你对我也有这样的感觉
只是你不敢说出口

*我们曾经爱过
却又决定放手
为何你不愿意继续走

明明还有感觉
为何你不承认
难道我们的过去
真的不值一提?

有了缘分的祝福
我们却不知足..

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

car break down....take 2.. \(>o<)/

2day 912..
wth..super lucky..= =ll
start the day with a great headache..cz of ytd's beer..

then..
wanna go 4 a ride..
actually is find road la..(to those juniour's division camp camp site)
1st, get changed n wan go out..
suddenly, dad say he 1pm nid use car..
he tell me at 11am, means..
i juz got 2 hours pergi balik...

ruined my plan partly..
!"£$%^&*

nvm..get into the car,
then set my journey off..
by the way, destination is pangsun..(near sg.congkak)
quite far..nearly 34km from my house..@@
then reach there dy..
tot can meet wid some juniors..
who noe..zzz
they go jungle trekking.. = =ll

12.30 only come back camp site masak..
wth..!!!
so juz chat wid those 'stay at base' de AJKs..
juz 3ppl, dude's bro, wai lin n zhichin..
sure din lost my chance to complain bout the layanan..lolx..

then 12.20, start my journey back home..
go as smoothly as planned..
but when i reach Bt.11 toll..
WTH..!!!
CAR SUDDENLY BREAK DOWN N CANT START AGAIN..!!!
!@#$%^&*($%^&*)

really damn suai..!!

if dun count go to school,
this hols i juz drive my car out twice..
twice, car break down..!!!

tat time is bout 12.35pm..
called dad, n he say he nid go high skul 监考before come help me..
n i tot, he gonna come at 5pm..!!!!!
lolz..
actually he is distribute paper dy go find his ketua say he gt hal so get back early..
nvm..i wait him come..
wait n wait n wait..
under the RED HOT SUN...~~

3pm..sky turn black..SUDDENLY..
天黑黑欲落雨..
then really RAINs..

WTH>>!!!
1st car break down..now plus BREAK DOWN IN THE RAIN..!!!
HAIZ..wat to do..?
so get in the car..
when i get in the car, stopped rainned..!!
!@#$%^&*()
then i get off the car, rain again...
)(*&^%$#!@#$%

duno wat to say..
seems tat juz small rain altough black black sky
so i din get into car..
lucky i get it rite tis time..

wait n wait n wait...
3.46pm, my saviour reached..
when open engine cap, problem with the battery head..
BATTERY HEAD GET LOOSE..
@#$%^&*(
SUCH AN MINOR PROB CAUSE ME IN THE HOT SUN N RAIN FOR ALMOST 2 HOURS DOING NOTHING EXCEPT STARE AT PHONE + SMS..!!

WTH..!!!
really speechless...........

of all unlucky things,
the only lucky ting is tat my car stil can drive 2ml..= =ll

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

detour detour..!!

24th november..
a vr vr big day for liverpool fans..
[duno y, i stil believe liverpool will b manage to go through the group stage of uefa champions league..hope it turns out as i wished...]

2day friends decide to go for swimming at mewah club..
damn long time didn go there swim dy..[even somebody 4got i used to go swimming wid them= =ll]
2day lazy drive..so decided to have dad to sent me to mewah club..
as usual..ppl say 4pm then 4.30pm++ only all reach..=.=ll
after all present..go down water..
woot..so cold..(>_<)}} suddenly.. duno which pro...come out wid so pro de game..=.=ll throw the ear plug into the pool n v go search..
then play play a while then sien jor..everybody there keng wan go where eat..
at swimming pool there i finally understand why somebody says '一班男生在一起就是在吹水'..
v there really pay rm3 to get into the pool n chot all the way..
n the reason for us to chot is.......go where eat dinner....=.=ll
really speechless..
v guyz too pro to terpesong to another topic..

after decided to follow them to eat,
i called home n tell my mom i will b home after dinner..
so i follow them to the so-called 很多东西吃的 mahkota cheras..=.=ll
because there have too much choice..v get back to our main point again...
n the same ting at the pool happens..CHOT..
talking nonsense around there again..make us walk around there figuring wat to eat..
chot chot chot, then say go eat japanese cuisine..
v went to the japanese stall, notice too expensive..
then go to opposite road de nasi kandar, no place sit..
at last somebody suggest v go eat bak kut teh..
n v made a vr crucial decision that leads us to another detour 2day..lolz.
tat bak kut teh stall, haiz..dunwan comment..anot 3 page oso not enough..lolz..

due to super unsastisfied wid our meal, v decided to go for another meal~~
then said wanna go somebody's house before go for a 2nd round meal..
at last v reach at xiao chun's house..
haha..duno others enjoy at there bo..
but i really like tat movie..startrek..[duno spell wrong anot]
i now officially annouce that new fans of tat movie have been chosen..haha..

after that movie aldy bout 10pm..
but they stil wan go mamak..but decided to x go to BRJ..[i din been there be4..haha..]
so easy mamak..simply eat..then continue our 'chot journey' at the mamak..
chot till kok's mom phone come call him stop..twice..haha..
then leng zai jko send us all back kajang n me back home..
JKO..ai ni orh~~0\(^.^)/0.
你是我英雄..haha..

overally, a happy day..
but at the early day of 25th nov, i recieve a bad news..
specially bad for REDS FANS..
actually should say i witnessed the process..
liverpool have officially being knocked out of this year's UEFA champions league..
haiz..

till then..end of my this post..
'live well n prosper'..haha..
[learn from tat movie de..]

Sunday, November 15, 2009

15th november..date too nice to forget..lolz..

2009年11月15日..
太难忘的一个日子..
因为好特别..好特别..

今天..
早上开电脑想看下东西..
电脑才开到..妈就在旁瞪..= =ll
所以9点就出门去在朋友..(去jusco..庆朋友的生日)
10点出到了学校..
集合后就开车到jusco..
我有点不好意思叫家伟又再载我们去jusco..
所以就打算驾去咯..(错误的选择..请勿学习)

走下走下..
觉得车有点没力..有点不好的预感..
咳..
结果车真的出问题..
车engine stuck..本人officially第一次engine坏..
就像藤原拓海在头文字d里第一败的败因..engine stuck..= =ll
在车旁头痛了1小时多后,
我决定放下‘老婆’去jusco..

原本是想叫那些已经到了的朋友来载我们的..
可是..
1. 她们不知道我们的位置..(对那个地方没太多的研究了吧)
2. 她们在k房里唱到蛮爽的..
所以就决定走路去jusco..
人家陶晶莹有首《走路去纽约》..
我看我要来首《走路去jusco》了..haha..

路程上..四个ma lat lou一面走一面拍照..
好不容易..终于到了jusco..
dude 一句话..
'a small step by us is a huge step for human race..'
靠..超无言..= =ll

去到那就唱k咯..
唱完就回家..
才发现..rapid KL 的车票换了系统..


玩了一天..
应该很高兴..
可是一想到'老婆' 进医院..
就很emo了..=.=ll

没车的日子..
从今日开始..
SIENZ LOR..=.=ll


希望‘老婆’快点好..

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

忘记时间 胡歌


沉默着走了有多遥远
抬起头蓦然间才发现
一直倒退倒退到原点
倔强坚持对抗时间

说好了的永远断了线
期许了不变的却都已改变
紧闭双眼才能看的见
那些曾经温暖鲜艳过的画面

渐渐地忘记赶不上明天
只要用力地抓紧了想念
明天再也没有你的笑脸
渐渐地忘记忘记了时间
我只要沿着记忆的路线
到最深处纵然那只是瞬间

当眼泪滑落的是句点
心里面始终你从没有走远
耳边誓言还在回旋
我会好好珍惜没有你的明天


渐渐地忘记赶不上明天
只要用力地抓紧了想念
明天再也没有你的笑脸

渐渐地忘记忘记了时间

我只要沿着记忆的路线

到最深处纵然那只是瞬间



watch this drama series recently..
kinda like those songs inside..
if no mistaken..this is the 1st china drama tat i could follow so crazily..lolz..

back to topic..
this song..
hope everybody like this song oso..
this song is a nice song with nice lyrics..
i listen to this song 1st time i like jor..juz listen lyrics only..geng ler..haha..

Thursday, November 5, 2009

sick-ing n skipp-ing class

sick-ing n skipp-ing class..
yep..after nearly 6 months before i last get sick,
i m officially sick again..=.=ll

cant stop sneezing..
nose are so painful..aiks..
sick really dun feel good..
the only good thing is u HAVE TO REST...
btw, rest is to walk a further distance..lolz..

okok..
really duno wat to write dy..
juz update a bit bout my recent life..lolz..

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

EXAM!!!!

WISH ALL EXAM TAKERS...

GOOD LUCK..!!
SAMA-SAMA ADD OIL!!
GAMBATE>>!!!



-wish me good luck oso...><

Thursday, October 22, 2009

22nd october..!!!

22nd october..!!!
今天我老爸最
因为他今天生日!!


老爸!!
生日快乐!!
祝你永远快乐!!

Sunday, October 11, 2009

tired day of the tired dayz

1 whole week..
bed time mean= 2.00am..
=.=ll
starting to become a night ghost..(((m-_-)m

starting from last week..
duno y just cant slp on time..
muz pass 12am only will get to bed..
then on da bed,
stare for at least 30 minutes, then tak tahan..
wake up, play game..
then another 2am slp..

then most pro is friday nite n saturday nite..(count as saturday morning n sunday morning..)

friday nite i went to yc..
turk fook fetch..
when back home aldy 11.46pm..
then i watch tv, play com,.suddenly 3am jor..=.=ll
then go slp lo..
who noe..turn left,turn right juz cant get into dream..so at last bout 5am slp..
then 7am(sat) dad wan go out, so he wake me..
then i whole day no take nap..
then bout 6pm tat day, i went to orphanage house..
go there play wid kids..
when reach home, its 11pm something..
then decided sunday go skul play basketball with friends..
but i din go to slp as well..
watch aec..saw azio superstar, total 3 episode, 3 hours..
when finish, 4.30am..@@
then go slp a while..
7.30am woke up..eat some stuff, then go skul play ball..
quite syok de if minus the rain..=.=ll
after play both leg terus like dead leg..
here cramp there cramp..
really getting old..=.=ll
then reach home..done something i din even tot i will do..
i studied from 1pm till 6pm..
so pro can study so long time..but.....

i is sambil study sambil play chess wid zhou gong..
in the end, i dun rmb wat i hv read..=.=ll

(((m-_-)m
really GG..
no study in whole weekend..
28th oct start exam..
i hvn even 1% ready for tat exam..=.=ll

GOTTA GET INTO STUDIES..!!!!
hong, its all for your own good..( 小孩不笨的对白)

Thursday, October 8, 2009

读书为了考试吗?



自创曲来的..
昨晚得空过头,用手机的video dj 放了歌词..

请多多给于评语..
谢谢..!!

Monday, October 5, 2009

‘哥哥’梦碎了..

想要有‘哥哥’的梦又碎了..
因为他找到屋子了..

也许是我想太多吧..
当大的并不是那么不好而以..
看情况而定..haha..

等下要去新纪元学院读书..
好久没去那读书了..
环境真的好到boom..
上次spm时就是去那边读的..

读了书后去唱k..
今天,要好好唱回周杰伦的歌了..
忽略了他那么久,是时候不让他[寂寞]了..haha..

今天是假期..
可是假期好像比上课还更忙..
今天的行程~~
9am- new era college study..
11am- sit ccw's car go jusco
12pm-sing k (mostly 3 hours)
4pm-estimated time reach home
5.30pm-eat dinner
6pm- go tuition
8.30pm-do math
10pm-iron shirt

写完后才觉得..‘大忙人’这个名字又要套在自己头上了..

期待今天..
因为要 读够够,玩够够!

泓 , 为了考试,向前冲冲冲..!!
[不要撞墙哦..haha..]

Saturday, October 3, 2009

生日快乐,我对自己说.. 中秋快乐,我对大家说..

生日快乐,我对自己说.. 中秋快乐,我对大家说..

突然蛮喜欢这句话..
haha..
[对那些不知道的,其实中秋也是我的生日..农历的..haha..]

今天早上一起来,
就听到爸说堂哥因为还找不到房间,所以要小住我们家..
[他大山脚人,读pharmacy刚从usm毕业,被派到hukm实习,可是没宿舍住]
妈最怕屋子的肮脏被人看到..
早早就收拾家里..

我啊..早早就被妈捉去做家务..
突然就很多感触..
原来....我是真得非常渴望有个哥哥/姐姐..
因为我真的不太想做大的..
至少,有个比我大的哥/姐能教我很多很多事..

做了家务后,妈突然说要带我出去吃..
因为今天是我生日..
结果就到了kfc吃炸鸡..
haha..好久没去吃了..
我妈,难得又给她拿到相机,
开始狂拍..我就是受害者..
谁叫我就是今天主角..=.=ll

过后回到家..
爸妈晚上有喜酒喝..
剩我和我弟在家..
然后晚餐..=.=ll
我爸肯定没给我饿肚子..
他煮了‘长寿面’给我..
还加上两个红鸡蛋..
haha...
长寿面 + 红鸡蛋
100% homemade..haha..

现在真正18岁了..
是个大人了..

再见了,童年..

Sunday, September 27, 2009

周杰倫-愛情懸崖

好像不减掉了的歌..
没真正留意周杰伦的人应该也不会留意这首歌吧 ..

是首非常棒的歌哦..
下次唱k要唱这首歌了..哈哈..


Saturday, September 26, 2009

futsal

futsal really syok..
long time didn play this game..
[futsal is a mini-football played by 5 ppl each team]


2day 4pm ask jenyang n then comfirm wan play..
then ask other fren..
cz v nid at least 10 ppl ma..
6pm i book the court..[at last i didn go tat court play..duno will kena shoot anot..lolz..]
7.30 go jen yang's house..
then vroom...!!!
go to the futsal place..
play 2 hours of futsal..

nice pitch,
nice game..

but the consequence is..
rm16 burned, left leg cramp, right toe swollen, stomach pain[cz kena ball hit hard]

haha..
but at least..
i gt wat i wan from there..FUN..!!

gotta get back to study mood soon..
haiz..
sien lor..=.=ll

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

special thx..!!

a very special thx for all buddies that celebrated my 18th birthday for me..

yesterday due to time limit, so i din mention names..
now i list down the 'thx list'..haha..


thx list
jen yang -so much 'exercise' juz to 'cheat' me to ur house..

xin jie -another occasion she is the camera girl..

sandra -the girl tat stil is stil so noisy..lolz..

cui wen -holding the birthday cake

sayli -daughter that always present in every party

desmond -my 'brother' that become handsome after standing beside me..lolz

vince beh-lend me hak chiu play..(1st time wear tat ler)

ah gong - purplely drive avanza come from sg.long

alvin - so good to be present altough his jc x around

qing hao -thx for tips in cinema (altough i didn do so..lolz..)

jolvyn -quite a surprise u are around..tot u are bz..lolz..

ywoon - no u no sound no fun..haha..

jun qian -help 'blow' ppl take photo fast..

syh ho - the white white guy that stil wear white tat day..

ah bon - thx for riding us back from jusco..

mou mou- loud laughter tat make my joke x so cold..haha..

peiyeen -last minute sms 'wish' that really make me lmao

lai di - the only one tat isn from my batch but stil act like one..lolz..

yee ling-the forgotten 1..[hehe..paiseh la..next time belanja u eat sweet..janji dun emo ok..?haha..]





really vr vr appreciate u guyz for the 'celebration'..
nice memory..!!

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

birthday...

1st of all..vr vr big thx for u guyz for 'suprising' me..
[luckily i dun hv heart related disease yet..haha..]
really no tink till so many ppl come..
plus no tink till u guyz call so many ppl..
THX FOR WISHING ME..!!


erm..
early morning wake up a bit moody,
cz dad hurt his leg again..
so i helped him to do some home chores..
then went out buy newspaper..
then suddenly saw xin jie at her grandpa's house..
i looked at her super curiously..[cz she told me she going to watch movie with jason]
then she ask me [你要去那里哦?]
erm..i told i go buy newspaper lor..lolz..

then when i hang up chlothes, jen yang call me go his house play ps..
luckily i bathed..
cz they all 'hide' in jy's house to celebrate for me..
kinda shocked when saw so many ppl in his house..lolz..
there are form 6 frens, old frens etc..
kinda lazy type names out..haha..
sumorea taked 不少photos..
haiz..really regret hair short dy..lolz..


then after tat 'shocked celebration'..
i went to jusco for movie..
watched 吓到笑..
walao..really lmao..
sugar-free orange..haha..
so many funny stuff..


in short..got a quite happy birthday.
so thx guyz.!!
finally gt chit-chat something wid her after 14 dayz of silence..phew..
thank you guyz so much..!!


hope my dreams will come true oso..haha..^^

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

work for who?

A husband comfortably laid down on the couch before his wife comes in and ask

"Can you fix the light in the bathroom for me?"

"Do you think I work for General Electric?" The husband replied.

"Can you fix the refrigerator?" The wife asked again.

"Do you think i work for Samsung?" same replied by the husband.

"So, can you just bring the parcel to the post office please?" The wife asked for one last time.

"Let me tell you something. I don't work for FedEx either ok?" The husband cruelly replied.

The husband feel so annoying by his wife and angrily leave the house. When he got home. He surprisingly found that the light and refriegerator were well fixed and the parcel was gone. He asked his wife. "How do you handle all of these?"

The wife said "Well, I was crying in front of the house when you leave. One guy walked pass and ask if there was anything he can help. I told him everything and he offer me that he would do everything for me if I either make love with him or bake him some cookies.

The husband asked. "So, what kind of cookies did you make for him?"

"Cookies? Do you think I work for Oreo?" Replied by his wife.

-http://www.kinglishschool.com/joke_trade.htm-

Interview..(be sure to learn this before go for an interview..lol..)

In one interview, the interviewer got impatient about one guy because he could answer all the questions so quickly and arrogantly.

"Tell me your choice," said he to the boy, "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or ONE real difficult. Think well before you make up your mind."


The boy thought for a while and said, "My choice is ONE real difficult question."

I "Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice!" said the man on the opposite side. Tell me: What comes first, Day or Night?"


The boy was jolted first but he waited for a while and said: "It's the DAY, sir."


"How??" the interviewer was smiling ("At last, I got you!" he said to himself.)


"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"


Admission for the course was thus secured.

-http://www.kinglishschool.com/joke_ask.htm-

Monday, September 14, 2009

4 friends at a reunion party

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company.

He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."

The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets.

He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."

The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"

One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. ...What about your son?"

The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub." The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."

The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either.

His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends!!

hair dropped..

i cut my hair 2day..
duno y juz have special feeling that this style make me think of a lot of old times memories..
there r sweet n sour, funny n sad..
juz like there are a lot of feelings that are stored in my hair..
n now..
the feelings are 'cut' n ;washed away' following the steps of my hair..lolz..

Sunday, September 13, 2009

S.H.I.T

Memo to all employees:

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T).


We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your supervisor.


You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle.


Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).


Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T).


Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T you may be interested in a job teaching others.


We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I...T).


For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T).


This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).


Sincerely,

The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training. (The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T)


-found it from http://www.kinglishschool.com/-

Saturday, September 12, 2009

装扮成男生的女生算是男生还女生?



装扮成男生的女生算是男生还女生?



我的答案是另一个问题..
巧克力牛奶算是牛奶还是巧克力?


你们的答案是什么呢?

Friday, September 11, 2009

黃鴻升 小鬼-不屑




歌词
事情如果那麼簡單那就好了
想讓自己不見
瞬間就統統消滅
人類如果沒有心臟那就好了
受傷不會流血
悲傷也不會流淚

不需要有同類
傳染頹廢
不需要愚昧的尊嚴
不需要去偷竊你的思念
自我安慰

就讓我偽裝
我嘴角不屑
讓孤獨乘以更孤獨的兩倍
允許我保留最後一點點特權
赦免我想念你的心碎
如果我眼神裡閃爍不屑
可能我心裡一半地已經殘廢
那一半跟著你走遠了的那一天
這一半漸漸地瓦解

如果我還有一點點不屑
別想要說服我純潔的絕對
我只是世界上物種絕種的絕類
悄悄的失眠了一光年

如果我還有一點點不屑
那是我自己虛榮心在作祟
自以為或許我們有一天會重疊
我可以再愛你第二遍

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

birthday mood

yesterday no time to blog..
so 2day blog 2 ppl's birthday together..

juz wanna wish...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY..!!!

Cui Wen at 08/09/09

n

HAPPY BIRTHDAY..!!

Kok Hong at 09/09/09

haha..
both of u guyz now 18 years old le orh..
not a kid anymore..
but yet an adult..haha..

to cui wen:
hope u stay beautiful n happy always..

to kok hong:
hope u stay handsome n turn bad fast a bit..lolz..


Sunday, September 6, 2009

当你只剩下十分钟,你会想起谁?




如果十分钟后就要世界末日了,

你会想起谁?为什么?





*plz tell me ur answers..thx

Saturday, September 5, 2009

自创曲 #6 凌晨·告诉我

midnight feeling.amr

歌词
凌晨一点半
天空下起了小雨
再加上刮风
真适合思念一个人

我回想刚才
我并没有不快乐
只是来得太突然
我措手不及

如果在重来
我不会怀疑
我是否有那么爱你
我会想尽办法
让你开心
不会有遗憾

*我爱你 你感受到我的真心吗?
不要浪费 大家的时间
告诉我你 真实的感受

跟我说 你有没有被我感动过?
我好想要 我们在一起
可是我想要就一定能吗?
告诉我 你真实的感受
别骗我...*

哈哈。。又来一首歌..
不知道好不好听。。
灵感来的快,唱也唱得快..
希望大家能听听看然后给点意见..
哈哈。。
谢咯。。 ( ^.^)v

蕭閎仁-第89鍵






歌词
假装爱上冷调音乐
想制造一种浪漫错觉
假装颓废嘶吼音阶
不想再修饰我的感觉

曾经靠那黱近的右肩还残留你发丝的香甜
停格的画面横躺在我脑海的某个空间
当琴弦恋上你的香味我声音也跟著你飘远

第89键我弹不到的音阶
就像你在我永远到达不了的宇宙边缘
头晕目眩天空突然变得好黑黑~

改变不了我们俩悬殊的地位
你的世界也终究转回没有我的空间
还是爱著那一段残念


有一种心叫做永远
有一种灵魂不会改变
唱一首歌倒带思念
走一段过去在心里面

曾经靠那黱近的右肩还残留你发丝的香甜
停格的画面横躺在我脑海的某个空间
当琴弦恋上你的香味我声音也跟著你飘远

第89键我弹不到的音阶
就像你在我永远到达不了的宇宙边缘
头晕目眩天空突然变得好黑黑~

改变不了我们俩悬殊的地位
你的世界也终究转回没有我的空间
还是爱著那一段残念


i miss you~~~
i miss you~~~
i miss you~~~
i miss you~~~

好好听的一首歌..
不。。应该说是越听越好听的一首歌..

〈第89鍵一個不存於鋼琴上的琴鍵,超越鋼琴88個 鍵的虛擬愛戀,一場只存在記憶中的思念,蕭閎仁最愛的英式鋼琴搖 滾情歌。〉 -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybeIkJUb8_o

starting to love this song so much..
nice song nice lyrics nice 合铉..
muz listen up to a long time..
actually i like de part is the last part..lolz..

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

long long long dayz..

juz took my monthly test resultsz.
n guess what?
the only thing i can say is..
I DIDN'T FAIL MY MATH..
wat a thing tat i can be happy at..lolz..

but overall, my result sucks..
dun even mention about getting 70++..
i cant even manage to hv a single subject that is more than 70..=.=ll
PA =67
BIO =62
CHEM=58
MATH=64..
pathetic rite?
such lousy results..
wonder where will i b placed in my class according the results..
haiz..

the only 借口i can say bout my lousy results is i didn study well for my exams..
lolz...
i wonder is tat an official excuse..
now juz left 25 dayz to my final exam..
i set a target..
i muz get into 1st 5 in my class..
c wether i can do that..
gotta start study now..

by the way..
said tat i gonna be a little bit more diligent n hardworking..but i ponteng skul 2day..@@
really bit speechless...

haiz..
bad week with bad results..
sien lor..

Saturday, August 29, 2009

holidayz

what i've done....
i ask myself..
[linkin park-what i'hv done]

yaya..
what i'hv done i this holiday..
in short..
i juz torture myself by waking up early..
how early..?
as early as 6.30am..IN THE HOLIDAYZ..!!!!
wakao,,i cant even belive myself doing that..lolz..

last sat wake up early for breakfast,
last sun wake up for basketball,
monday wake up for bug carching,
tuesday wake up becz dad called me up 4 ntg,
wednesday wake up for math tuition,
thursday wake up for basketball game at bt.11,
friday wake up early for another tuition,
n 2day, saturday wake up early becz gotta come seremban..=.=ll

whole week wake up early like no holiday..zz
really wanna slp..
holiday like no holiday..
so so so damn tired..

now starting to end my holiday..
haiz..when go to skul hv to face my lousy performed exam..@@
really feel reluctant to go to skul..

in short..
SUMMARY FOR HOLIDAY..
i've done ntg other than eat, slp, tv n ball game..
NO improvement in study..
JUZ IMPROVEMENT in slacking..=.=ll

haiz..
SIEN LOR>>>>!!!

Monday, August 24, 2009

bug catching day..

LOOK CAREFULLY AT THE TITLE...
lolz..
2day should be going to catch bugs for my bio assignment de..

n becz of h1n1, our trip to bukit nenas is cancelled..
v have to go out on our own to catch bug..
juz becz i scare nt enough car go, i promise kim yeong i will drive..
N TATS IS REGRET NO.1..
lolz..
cz kim yeong decided to drive be4 i tell him i can drive..=.=ll

then when go ler..
v gt 3 cars going..
on the way..
all like car drink water..
keep on lap..=.=ll
n MOST FUNNY OF ALL..
they spped so much nid break to wait me again..lolz..
cz ah gong on my car n he is the only one who noe the way more than any of us...
lolz..

really like bunch of kids play wid cars on the road..lolz..
flash highlight, speeding, overtaking..
nearly sama dengan mat rempit jor..lolz..

after ages of drivin, v reach a temple..
then v walk around the temple HOPING to catch some bug..

those bugs really ar..
so active..
c me go oso so active..
wan catch oso so hard..
at last my group juz manage to catch 3 bugs..=.=ll

tat time is bout 10.30am..
then ah gong suggest go sg.tekala catch oso..
so v drive there lor...
walao..
so deep inside..@.@
i lead them go..
but i oso duno i go the right way anot..@@

then suddenly, 1 of car speed orh..
me contact alvin say let him lead..lolz..
the car VROOM~~ away from the traffic light while me n alvin go into the petrol kios..
lolz..then the car sumore masuk the petrol kios from the exit..[one way jalan lai de].
lolz..laugh till BEH-TAH-HAN
tat time really lmao..

actually many funny stuff happen on this 'bug catching day'..
really cant say it all out cz going to nid a page or 2..@@
in short..
this is not a bug cathing day..
it is more like a group trip with me being 'tipu-ed' to be driver..lolz..

but quite fun oso la tat 'trip'..lolz..

haiz..
fun dy a day, now nid risau where the hell m i going to finish my 'project bug'..
SIEN LOR..~~

Friday, August 21, 2009

happy birthday to diamond

duno u gt c this post anot la..
lolz..
but stil say HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U...
18 years old dy lor..
not small liao..haha..

Saturday, August 15, 2009

frustrated

y cant just sit down n say things out properly..?
is there any scar that is too deep that u 2 must do like tat..?
when u throw something..
do u noe the thing will feel pain..?
if u noe, then y throw..?

when u 2 do something like that..
do u noe someone that concern bout u 2 will feel heartache..?
2 ppl scold each other like dogs fighthing..
it is juz so eyesore..

to:A
can u start to be mature..?
can u start dun make ppl worry bout u..?
can u grow up a bit..?
can u calm down a bit be4 u speak..?
can u talk wid a more polite way..?
can u..?
plz tell me u can..cz it is juz some easy things to do..
退一步海阔天空...


to:B..
can u start notice what A have done..?
can u dun b blind or dun set ur 'par' is too high..?
can u consider what u do be4 wat u have done..?
can u be more rational be4 u act..?
can u turn back to the person i used to admire so much..?
can u..can u.. dun change so fast..?
U R CHANGING N I M STARTING TO FEEL TAT U R A STRANGER TO ME...











SIENZ SIENZ SIENZ>>>>>>!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, August 14, 2009

a day without proper lunch..

actually this is yesterday's post [14th august]..
but due to some busyness, i post it today..




haha..this is the picture of my lunch..[cant find the picture of that biscuit only..@>@]
quite 'dai'..
juz rm3.79 [buy from tesco]..
then nice to eat, sumore can b quite full..

the only disadvantage..
will drink a lot of water when u eat this..

yesterday v watched ice age 3 in bilik kuliah L1..
so i finish skul at bout 12.45pm..
n 1.10pm i gotta get into library for 'so-called perlantikan'..[erm..giv us senior pps necktie]
catch up wid jingkai..[who say dunwan go canteen]..
thwn v walk around the skul..
until 1.10pm..n i didnt take my lunch..

then after the 'perlantikan'..
xin jie suggest to go to tesco be4 v go tuition..lolz..
so i went there n 'hunt for my lunch' lor..

walk up walk down, duno wan buy wat..
at last i chosen this..lolz
*宾宾米果*

lolz..
so eat it at tuition there..
the buscuit juz so tasty tat 'someone stare at the biscuit for multiple times..'...lolz..
eat eat eat..
n nearly finish the whole packet..[juz left 2 more small packet left]
lolz..quite full eating that, although tat is juz a junkfood..

lost a lot of nutrient yesterday..
gotta eat something nutritious 2day..
haha..

by the way..
7days to holiday..
3 more full dayz for me to study be4 1st exam..

SIEN LOR..

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

disappointed dude here..

yesterday stayed up till 2am something..
hope to c that fantastic meteor rain..[rumoured that can be seen all over malaysia]
stay till 1am, aldy very tired..
but stil study..
then bout 1.30am, i went out to my balcony..

all i could c is just cloud..
even the moon is blurred..
damn disappointed..
nevermind..
i decided to study more..
probably till 2am i can c..

so 2am i went out again..
stil cloudy..
damn!!
cant c a thing..

in a disappointed mood, i went to bed..
then in a short time, i went into my dream world..
y i noe..?
becz i saw myself at a hill top with someone, watching meteor rain..
@.@
i noe that is juz an imagination,
yet, i make my wish..haha..

juz be4 i can finish my wish..
a 'disaster' happen..
some kinda stuff hit my head n i woke up..@.@

even in dream i cant b able to make my wish...
vr disappointing.....
so disappointing....
DISAPPOINTING...

SIEN LOR...>.<''

Sunday, August 9, 2009

experiment week 终于完了...

experiment week 终于完了...
1/8 - 8/8 短短的一个星期,
我的班总共做了三个experiment..
都蛮有趣的..
从inti玩了DNA identification, 到在学校MGRC 的澳洲人教我们做'csi vomit', 接着8/8 ukm大学生作一些比较少见的experiment...

一个星期都在忙着看那么多experiment...
弄到都没什么时间认真的读书..
再加上又去了芙蓉一趟..
更是没时间...

今天..真的忍不住了..
又在班上睡觉..
而且还是老师教着书..

考试要到了..压力也来了..
很想认真读书,可是书一打开不是想睡就是想电脑..
根本都不在读书的mood里..
看到功课堆在一边,更是闷..
所以今天我要告诉自己...



读书 ..读书.. 读书.. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


很希望自己能用功读书,
得到好成绩..
我会好好加油..

所以会一阵没来update我的blog。。
读者们..不好意思哦..

Friday, August 7, 2009

多爱我一天



歌词
只要
多爱我一天不想和你说再见
ho...girl...oh...no...ho...baby
请你只要多爱我一天还有幸福的机会
寂寞的地下街出口在哪一边
思念是恒温的感觉
空旷的电影院心里恍惚上演
是有你的从前
走多远才能会到你身边
总是为了似曾相似的影子而往前追
看不见没有了你的明天
如果是错的决定我们应该要后悔
请你只要多爱我一天不想和你说再见
我要你想起一开始
拥抱的感觉
请你只要多爱我一天还有幸福的机会
答应我请你给我证明永远的时间
想为你再好好努力一遍
相爱的人不该再浪费分离的时间
请你只要多爱我一天不想和你说再见
我要你想起一开始
拥抱的感觉
请你只要多爱我一天还有幸福的机会
答应我请你给我证明永远的时间
今天起不会让你再流泪
原谅我一开始没学会
我会爱得好一点
请你只要多爱我一天不想和你说再见
我要你想起一开始
拥抱的感觉
请你只要多爱我一天还有幸福的机会
答应我请你给我证明永远的时间

Thursday, August 6, 2009

football bloopers..#2





this 2 videos i watch it be4 long time ago..
juz cant stand laughing..
haha..



p.s. sry female readers..
this post is another 'guyz talk'..haha..

hope u guyz enjoy this video oso..

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

生病好危险

最近很多人生病..
短短的两天内,好多朋友们都应为生病缺席..
[我也缺席了一天..嘿嘿]

可是最近天气是有点‘不稳定’的..
早上就凉到..
下午就热到..
晚上就闷到..

难怪会那么多人生病咯..

所以..
本人在此呼吁大家..
多多多多多多多多喝水..
多多多多多多多多吃水果..
多多多多多多多多休息..

以免让病找上门来..
大家要照顾自己的健康哦..

Monday, August 3, 2009

football bloopers..





duno wat to post...
so just post something tat is quite funny on my blog..
mayb some of u guyz saw this video clip before aldy..

Friday, July 31, 2009

Funny Iraq Subtitles Video




really vr funny...
english sooo good..haha..
1st saw this on jing kai's hp..
found it kinda hilarious..
share wid everyone..haha..

Thursday, July 30, 2009

the result of 明知故问 = pending to be bombed teruk-teruk

2day is the 2nd day of kolukium...
3 groups presented their presentation 2day...
to me, all 3 are great..
bilis jian's presentation quite knowledgeable...
moon's presentation quite interesting..
dude's presentation quite funny...

but..
haiz..
duno y he cant shut his mouth 2day..
keep on bla bla bla..
make the gals feel annoyed is a small problem..
the big problem is make whole science stream form 6 students feel annoyed..

for those who duno wat happen, this is wat happen..
tat guy, nicknamed '翻版lai gor' started to ask question..
sumore, those questions he asked is what he aldy knew the ans..
juz like wanna show off..
haiz..

this is juz a small problem..
when she told me , i lagi tak tahan..
tat 'pirated lai gor' keep on say ppl's presentation nt perfect, sumore say it out loud disturbing them 3 who sit in front of him..=.=ll
then when being told to respect the speaker, he say 'i got respect them ar...who say i didnt respect them..?'
wakao..tak tahan..[similar hal happend to me few days ago..from the same 'pirated' guy..@@]

when u guyz think this is the end, the 'pirated' guy have even more..
water oso being blow dried by him...
he 'promised' to make a better presentation than 2day's presentation..
!"£$%^&*()

beh-tah-han till MAX..!!!


wan linsi oso nt tat kind of way ba..?
lolz..
why my class gt this kind of ppl..?[mayb he isnt ppl at all..?]

SIEN LOR...



P.S. 以上的故事纯属虚构,如有雷同,纯属巧合...

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

1st kolokium..[wat a waste of time]

fellow readers...i'm back..
but juz update a bit wat happened recently...


2day is 29th july..
a historic day for yuhua..[as said by mr.chiew]..=.=
cz the 1st kolulium is on 2day..
n kononya, the 1st skul in malaysia to do kolokium..=.=
[i tink mr.chiew teach s1 too much dy...lolz..]

haiz...so so so tired after this long day..
nid stay back until 3.30, then 4pm tuition, when reach home aldy nearly 6.30pm..
sumore have tons of homework hvn do..
with so many time wasted on kolukium, MOE cant blame us student incability to get 4 flat in stpm..
it is their fault to make us stay back doing something tat r totally [99.99%] no relationship with our studies...
complete waste of time, n in fact, makes us so tired...
BRAVO!!! MOE...UR GREAT DECISION LEADS US FORM6-ERS TO A GREATER FAILURE..

2ml is thursday, another day with MOE NEW PROGRAM until 3.30pm n a 4pm tuition which will end at 6pm..=.=ll
so, another tiring day ahead..
how on hell the time will burst out from nowhere to let us study..?
a hectic life like this, even 48hours isn't enough for us..

SIEN LOR....>.<''

Monday, July 27, 2009

66th post

this is the 66th post of my blog..
missingublackhumour.blogspot.com

this might be the last continuous post..[everyday 1 post]
because exams comin..n i gotta step up my study..
my aim: dun be mr.20th in 6bs3..

nid study hard hard..
+oil much much jared...



4.0..here i come..
wait for me to 'save' u..
haha..

Sunday, July 26, 2009

origin of fuk-gor....[a nite with full of chot..]

this is a post specially for lucas..[cz he so so so gud everyday come c my blog n leave comment..make me paise if dun update..lolz..]


juz now have a chat with full of imagination with my dude....
be4 i go in details of this particular story..i wanna apologize from dude becz write it wihout ur signature..n 以下的故事纯属虚构,如有雷同,纯属巧合...

starting with a story about fuk gor...

once apon a time..
there is a chotter, tat u have to try VR VR hard to ignore his presence..
because no matter how hard u ignore him, he will find a way to let u notice him..
he is juz so pro at chotting to let u notice him..
this is becz he have the ability to blow ice..
tat is so so cold tat u wun be able NOT TO NOTICE HIM...
n his name is FUK GOR...

thru a vr vr detailed investigation..
v found tat he is actually an alien..

so y will he be on earth..?
the truth is..
his fellow aliens think tat he is juz too annoying..
so they decided to leave him on earth during a 'lawatan sambil belajar to earth'..
but, fuk gor is way to powerful..
he make those aliens so cold, tat they forget to left him on earth..

so the Aliens' council come out with plan B..
this time..
they come up with 'project kicker' n plans to kick fuk gor all the way from thier alien planet to earth..
however..juz before they manage to finish the 'kicker', a disaster happened..
fuk gor came up wid a joke, so so cold tat all the kicker worker froze n resulting the 'project kicker' to be onhold..

desperate to get rid of fuk gor,
the Aliens' of the Aliens council decided to hire specialist to invent a special spaceship..
its the 'un-re-program-able' spaceship n it is destinated to the earth..
finally, the spaceship is build..
n fuk gor is cheated to get into tat spaceship..
fuk gor is then sucessfully transfered [or should i say expelled] to earth...
LONG LIVE ALIENS...
SUFFER HUMANS...


P.S. juz a story out of imagination..
以上的故事纯属虚构,如有雷同,纯属巧合...

Saturday, July 25, 2009

自创曲 #5 爱

Love.amr

歌词
爱你 我得到世界最美丽的东西

爱你 我从来不需要去欺骗自己
爱你 能不能单纯的爱着下去
哎哎哎 单纯的爱下去

你让我知道什么叫作爱 oh baby..
你让我知道怎样爱 woohoo..
单纯的爱能不能出现
只有你和我的爱 叫单纯的爱..

爱 是个完美的东西 别怀疑
哎 你怎么出现破坏我们的
爱情 你是否 曾经出现过
告诉我 别浪费我的时间

爱 最完美的东西在这个世界
哎 别提那些不开心的例子
爱情 给个机会 让我表现
我的爱 只献给唯一的你


*又是无聊的夜,写首无聊的歌。。
能的话给点评论吧。。lolz..

Friday, July 24, 2009

unknowned destination

i now dekat mewah club...
n doing ntg...
juz gt laptop here doing ntg..
geng ler..


wahaha..
i duno i did wat here..
lolz..


then went to fun fair..
a moment of craziness..
yet i duno wat i've done there..
n stil feel boring after my 'runaway from home'..
sien lor...

mathematics [as explained by experts...]

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
______________________________


OFFICE ARITHMETIC


Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
_____________________________


SHOPPING MATH


A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
_____________________________


GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS


A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
_____________________________


HAPPINESS


To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
______________________________


LONGEVITY


Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
______________________________


PROPENSITY TO CHANGE


A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
_____________________________


DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE


A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

_____________________________


HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.



from http://ourminicabin.blogspot.com/

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

PROMISE FROM AUTHOR




好过的人不惹我,惹我的人不好过!!



ATTENTION (the invisible words on the previous post is my FAMILY PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!)

i duno wat happen..
2day go skul straight like gt a bomb explode..=.=ll
n all of it, as known from a resource..is wat u guyz saw in this blog...
so PLEASE NOTE THIS....!!!
the invisible words in the last post i ALL ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FAMILY..!!!!
i duno how come story A will turn into story B in an increrible 16 hours after my post..!!

juz cant ignore the greatness of gossip...=.=ll
a single misunderstood msg turn bring so much drama...!!!!!!
yet i dun really noe exactly wat happen..
i juz noe tat fire is burning in my pants now..
n i dun like it..
wrong..is i HATE it so much...


DAMNED U GOSSIP MAKE ME SOOOO PISSED OFF..!!!
u juz make me lost my PLACE of confession..!!!
i cant even write things happen to my family tat i m so upset about..!!!
wat the devil are u GOSSIP..?
DAMN U GOOD FOR NOTHING GOSSIP...!!!
GET LOST FROM MY PEACEFUL LIFE..!!
DUN LET ME FIND U...
I PROMISE I WILL KICK UR ASS HARD...!!!!

好过的人不惹我,惹我的人不好过!!!!!

记得这点就好了。。!!!

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

22nd july 09..

充满惊喜的一天。。
现在能登陆部落格也是惊喜。。
因为现在我应该在学校的。。
可是却回到家了。。
>>+ i noe u r in the middle seat again..sure suffer hard..+<<

今天到agency nuclear malaysia 参观。。
我们班6bs3 被逼和upper 6 的同巴士,
所以就没机会和s1 n s2 的chot神交手。。
[就算真面交手也未必赢得了]
>>+ felt so helpless again..hoped to help u..but really duno wat can i do..juz c u in the middle..wanna pull u out..but i really duno wat m i capable to do..+<<
过后我们在agensi nuklear 的总大厦参观时,
来了一个真面碰击。。
果然。。chot神就是chot神。。
去到什么地方都能说。。
连个‘地图’也能说多多。。
这种精神。。不能不佩服。。
我嘛,才刚刚拿到chot的文凭。。
距离他们还很远。。要加倍努力了。。哈哈。。
才能当上chot神。。
>>+the only thing now is hope tat they stop tat 'war' n be good together again..+<<

P.S. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ANGIE.........
muz happy always..^^

mental break down emo kia..

from my school's bio lab...
i saw this 'art of vandalism'

叶子的离开,
是风的牵挂。。
还是,
树的不挽留?

walao..this question so tough..
thinking the answer..
analysing the answer..
processing the answer..

suddenly, my mind ask me..
think this question for wat..?
2ml go back bio lab ask the table ma noe the ans lor..

hehe..i pro ler..?
like tis de ans oso can think out...
the table is a dead thing, how on hell will i gt the ans from the table..?
yet i m so confident the ans will be answered by the table..
=.=ll

so, the next day(2day) i went to tat bio lab,
n stare at the table..
hoping the table giv me the ans...
stare stare stare..while my classmates bz doing experiment..
i keep on stare stare stare...

suddenly..
a voice is heard...
the voice said..........



'dun waste your time n start do ur experiment..'


this post is another spamming act from jared...

Monday, July 20, 2009

black n grey monday..

2day is 20th july 09...
quite a formal day..
a series of incidents happened on this vr day..

1st of all..
start with a little starscope from 'the star 20 july edition'...
-you will be with friends or associates but there are something not quite right'-

when i read this..
the socalled 'not quite right' thing aldy happen..
headmaster officially annouces on assembly tat form 6 have to stay back..
but, due to limited spaces, only lower 6 are involved with this new circular.
>>+ pps alters duty time..n i didn hv the same duty wid her..say real, i bo rasa..tapi duno y, when frens ask me gt wat feeling cant same wid her..feeling baru datang..things are juz so weird..+<<
sien sien sien....
wat the hell..
really emo-ing whole day..

then, bad things juz wun stop coming..
math teach a new topic n i even struggle to get my hands on teacher's EXAMPLE..
note tat word..EXAMPLE..nt question..
is EXAMPLE...
y my tiny brain so dam*ed tiny..=.=ll
really full memory jor ke..?
new things canot in dy..?
haiz..

then 2day gt 2 experiments..2 oso bio..
1 is a re-do experiment..n 1 is science club's 1st activity..
so far so good,[i mean the experiment]..
juz after v end our experiment..the bomb comes...
pn.sang aka bio tutor:'2ml v do paper chromatography, prepare..blah...blah..'

sien till die..
cz science club de experiment is the same experiment..=.=ll
means i do it twice..wat the..
wat a waste of time..

really a waste of time 2day..
haiz..everything juz go according to schedule,
but nt according to wat i want it to b..
or at least wat i tink it would be..=.=ll

tough day tough tough day..
make me emo again..
black monday..black black monday is..( from bleeding love)
sien lor..

Sunday, July 19, 2009

untitled..

duno wat title to put for this post..
cz many to say in 1 single tiny post...

1st of all..
i wana apologise to all my fellow readers..lolz..
SORRY fellow readers..
cz i didn't update my blog yesterday...lolz..
yesterday is saturday n vr vr bz day indeed...

2nd..
wana apologise to LIz..
cz finally can scare her ass off..=.=ll
cz drive to serdang for steamboat, to celebrate angie's birthday..

3rd..
really vr vr vr vr vr vr vr vr much activities...
really really really really really no time study...
haiz..

now, flashback of what happened this weekend...
firstly, saturday morning mom say i no nid go, so ter-put Liz n celine aeroplane..
sry sry sry...
then afternoon (or evening) go skul gather n go serdang steamboat..
as i mentioned, for celebrate angie's birthday..
tried some dangerous act on the road, which scared liz's ass off..lolz..
these are some of the pics taken there..
thx to celine..cz she bring the camera go..so i can take many many photos..wakaka
eling...i noe u vr gud, but dun snatch my food ler..hehe..
duno y suddenly play 'photo without spec'..this photo my eyes bigger than ttw..syok betul..haha..
haha..apabila sudah kenyang, u tao apa itu 'full- MAX'..haha..
this is the prove i oso can cook..the gourmet style..haha..
all tat presnet to angie's bday 'party'...(nt in pic, celine a.k.a camera women, seit ching n hui ying)

quite a happy gathering..haha..
finally gt chance go there eat steamboat again..
really syok..makan till full full..
gt chance really wanna go again..

because i drive go , so its a destiny to become 'Da Driver'..
so send wei shu, yap, peggy n hui ying home.. [hui ying letak at ah gan's house]..
back home 10.56pm..
haha..didn break my dad's promise, cz i say [十点多到家]..
10.56 hvn 11pm..so still count 10++..haha..

fast fast go slp...
then next day 7am wake..
cz mom wan go pasar..
then terjumpa KES BESAR..
duno y ...my car...
duno y kena pp use brick throw..
haiz..no car use le..i oso no de zui ppl ar..
mayb the brick too sleepy come slp on my car de widescreen..
but no nid break my screen lor..=.=ll

evidence...
wakao..really scared=.=ll
lucky no post extra note..lolz..
so..conclusion, no car use for quite a time.haiz..
cz now my hero[wira] turn to zero liao..lolz..
sien sien sien..
end of week liao, still sien lor..
lolz..